Thursday, June 15, 2006

No. 29: "I'm in Love with a Stripper"

Worst song of the season, or worst song ever written? You decide.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

No. 28: Paris Hilton

Perhaps not all that original but yes, she annoys the crap out of me. I just don't like her.

Monday, June 12, 2006

No. 27: Laguna Beach

Even more so since I've found this book chronicling the "cast's" younger years. This is so not worthy of publication.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

No. 26: Anne Coulter

I've hated her for a while but now it's topical since she made an ass out of herself on the Today Show yesterday. Anyone who subscribes to her heartless, misguided idiocy is my enemy.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

No. 25: Onions

Not a fan.

Monday, June 05, 2006

No. 24: The Smell of Tar

My own personal hell is going to be tarring roofs for an eternity.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

No. 23: Rye Bread

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

No. 22: Large Crowds of People

They're just so difficult to walk through, you know?

Thursday, May 25, 2006

No. 21: Using "Less" When You Should Be Using "Fewer"

In general, I'm not a grammar Nazi. But this mistake really sets my teeth on edge. Let's see what SparkNotes has to say:

When to use less and when to use fewer? There’s an easy way to remember. If you can’t count it, use less. If you can count it, use fewer.
• Cain has less love in his heart than anyone else I know.
• Cain gives fewer hugs than anyone else I know.
You can’t count love, but you can count hugs.

Aw, what a...bizarre example.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

No. 20: Smog

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

No. 19: Several Julia Roberts Movies

Not that I have anything against her personally.

Monday, May 22, 2006

No. 18: $18 "Upgrade" Fees

My ass.

Friday, May 19, 2006

No. 17: Airplane Food

I'm getting air sick just looking at that.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

No. 16: Pretentious Bottled Water

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

No. 15: The Ubiquitous "W" Sticker


Tuesday, May 16, 2006

No. 14: Poison Ivy

Monday, May 15, 2006

No. 13: The Pussycat Dolls

Seriously, are they self-replicating now? I don't remember there being that many of them...

Friday, May 12, 2006

No. 12: The Buffy/Riley Relationship

Kick his ass, Angel. Kick. His. Ass.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

No. 11: The Way Most People Pronounce "Coupon"

Really, most of the time things like this don't bother me, but it's Q-pon, NOT COO-pon!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

No. 10: Any and all prescription drug ads that have ever been on television.