No. 29: "I'm in Love with a Stripper"

Worst song of the season, or worst song ever written? You decide.

No. 28: Paris Hilton

Perhaps not all that original but yes, she annoys the crap out of me. I just don't like her.

No. 27: Laguna Beach

Even more so since I've found this book chronicling the "cast's" younger years. This is so not worthy of publication.

No. 26: Anne Coulter

I've hated her for a while but now it's topical since she made an ass out of herself on the Today Show yesterday. Anyone who subscribes to her heartless, misguided idiocy is my enemy.

No. 25: Onions

Not a fan.

No. 24: The Smell of Tar

My own personal hell is going to be tarring roofs for an eternity.

No. 23: Rye Bread