No. 29: "I'm in Love with a Stripper"

Worst song of the season, or worst song ever written? You decide.

No. 28: Paris Hilton

Perhaps not all that original but yes, she annoys the crap out of me. I just don't like her.

No. 27: Laguna Beach

Even more so since I've found this book chronicling the "cast's" younger years. This is so not worthy of publication.

No. 26: Anne Coulter

I've hated her for a while but now it's topical since she made an ass out of herself on the Today Show yesterday. Anyone who subscribes to her heartless, misguided idiocy is my enemy.

No. 25: Onions

Not a fan.

No. 24: The Smell of Tar

My own personal hell is going to be tarring roofs for an eternity.

No. 23: Rye Bread

No. 22: Large Crowds of People

They're just so difficult to walk through, you know?

No. 21: Using "Less" When You Should Be Using "Fewer"

In general, I'm not a grammar Nazi. But this mistake really sets my teeth on edge. Let's see what SparkNotes has to say:

When to use less and when to use fewer? There’s an easy way to remember. If you can’t count it, use less. If you can count it, use fewer.
• Cain has less love in his heart than anyone else I know.
• Cain gives fewer hugs than anyone else I know.
You can’t count love, but you can count hugs.

Aw, what a...bizarre example.

No. 20: Smog

No. 19: Several Julia Roberts Movies

Not that I have anything against her personally.

No. 18: $18 "Upgrade" Fees

My ass.

No. 17: Airplane Food

I'm getting air sick just looking at that.

No. 16: Pretentious Bottled Water

No. 15: The Ubiquitous "W" Sticker

Yuck.

No. 14: Poison Ivy

No. 13: The Pussycat Dolls

Seriously, are they self-replicating now? I don't remember there being that many of them...

No. 12: The Buffy/Riley Relationship

Kick his ass, Angel. Kick. His. Ass.

No. 11: The Way Most People Pronounce "Coupon"

Really, most of the time things like this don't bother me, but it's Q-pon, NOT COO-pon!

No. 10: Any and all prescription drug ads that have ever been on television.